Ozempic

Is your hunger a source of guilt and shame
Did they tell you your DNA is to blame
Did they sell you an injection
Just to help stand your reflection
Did the doctor recommend this novel way

Chemical assisted self starvation
Is the biggest fad in all the nation
Semaglutite tells the brain
That your blood sugar is okay
And then your brain tell your stomach
Slow down dagummit
And the pounds just melt away

Novo Nordisk is a profiteering
Carpet bagging elixir-pedaling
Mafia masquerading as the help
The food is poison that's the source
If the hay is bad, you don't whip the horse
Tell all these parasitic companies
To crawl back down to Hell

Whoa

The chemicals from pharmaceutic waste
They don't degrade, they just bioaccumulate
They leach down into the ecosystem
Hurt the fishes and amphibians
Ozempic baby you keep being great

If you getting the hunch
There ain't no free lunch
If it sounds too swell
Like a fairy tale
If it's too good to be true
They're making a lab rat out of you

If Eli Lily and ole Novo
Want to make this world less hard
Dump wegovy on a famine
Then they'll never know there're starving

Novo Nordisk is a carpet bagging
Elixir-pedaling Profiteering
Mafia masquerading as the help
The food is poison that's the source
If the hay is bad, you don't whip the horse
Tell all these parasitic companies
To crawl back down to Hell