Bullsh*t

I went down to the office
jus to pick up my check
stumbled into a meeting
sunk up to my neck
they had the wheel's of bullshit a spinnin
and it sounded jus a bit like this

I hear you
let me speak to that
there's a whole lot you said
that we need to unpack
what you're saying really resonates
with me and the team
and that's synergy
authenticity

how's your work-life balance
I'm jus touching base
we're gonna table your concerns
for a later date
we're gonna circle back
but we can pivot right here
thanks for your input
we're all ears

I got the corporate speak
and a sterile mind
if you're looking for me
I'll be a standing in line
and if the glacier of bullshit ever comes unglued
maybe I can say somethin
if the statement's approved
the company won't give a damn
when the shit really hits the fan
you'll be the only one to help
so it's important jus to be yourself

in the office at ups
be yourself
walmart
be yourself
wells fargo
be yourself
or dead
amazon
be yourself
in the amazon
be yourself
it'll help

at the end of the day
it is jus what it is
live laugh love
and keep calm
and carry on yer shit