Sports Betting

Back in 2018
Sports gambling
Was lobbied and legalized
After the housing crash, folks were low on cash,
And what economy don't love a vice

Now New Jersey spearheaded the movement
And seven years to the date
You got 40 States give or take
Where you can line up the stakes
And win the lotto on a big parlay

Now I'm a draft Kingin' Prize pickin' Fan Duelin'
MGM bettin' Caesar son of a gun
What I love most is knowing
What I'm doing ain't hurting no one

I don't DM the players, harras 'em, give 'em orders
"Saying slam dunk a touchdown!"
"Get me a reboud!"
"I need me a home run back in the fourth quarter"
They got my location, my card, and my data
It's easier than going all the way to Nevada
I got a money draining game in my pocket
More addictive than cocaine, but I can stop it
They told me I was smart, they wouldn't lie to me
You know the dealer's rules, the first game's for free
Good people going broke
Life savings getting spent
Yeah, the odds are good
But these goods aren't it
You know that 20% of gambling addicts attempt