Hot dogs

way back down in the caveman times
they was hunting up the wooly mammoth
living in fear
chunking a spear
life would be easier if they just could have grabbed em a
hot dog
loaded with fun
hot dog
stuck in a bun
ain't gonna quit it just can't forget it
don't ruin the fun and go and tell me what's in it
the hot dog

stick it on the grill
have yourself a thrill
drop it in a pot
get it while it's hot
nuke it
caboot it
don't matter how you do it
ketchup and mustard and lettuce and kraut
a big dog like me knows what dogs is about

when the aliens come to say what's up
and they're wanting to speak with the leader
take em on down to the place in town
that's cooking up the biggest weiner
take em to
hot dog
commander in chief
hot dog
might even be beef
humble and meek
lacking pretension
come right down to the doggy dimension
hot dog