Jesse Welles Lyrics
happy thanksgivin
shut up
quit yer whinin big snowflake
happy thanksgivin
shut
eat the pie you didn’t bake
let me tell ya back in my day
in the good ole days
we said yessir
and no ma’am
happy thanksgivin
Yer welcome
shut yer mouth when you’re eating my ham
happy thanksgivin
shut up
our founding fathers woulda been disgraced
yer callin uber a job
this nation’s under a god
jesus mary joseph and john wayne
ya know we heard about matt gaetz
we wish him well
but the only cabinet of concern
is the liquor we’ll hit later
maybe after the taters
jus don’t go tellin aunt lavern
happy thanksgivin
i told ya there’s aliens
i aint got no money to borrow
it’s turkey day
watch the game and the big parade
we can invade iran tomorrow
happy thanksgivin
eat yer corn
quit yer bitchin about the ukraine
happy thanksgivin
shut up
all’s quiet on the western brain
happy thanksgivin
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