Assassination Attempt (Blood on the Bleachers)

Somethin' you oughta know
You might not like to hear
The next president's
Probably missin' an ear

There's a spectator dead
One's in bad condition
We don't put folks to death
For having different opinions

God bless the dead
God damn the violent
Everybody calm down
Have a moment of silence

Conspiracy spiders
Are already weaving
A web on the internet
We'll all have to read it

Be kind to your neighbor
Have grace where it's lacking
'Cause it's hot in America
You don't know who's packing

Let the man grab his shoes
Let the man grab his sneakers
Rest in peace to the dead
It's one hell of a picture

There's blood on the bleachers