The Midterms

I saw Elon leaving Austin fat and hunchback strange and pale
A half a billion dollar lesson that them Texans ain't for sale
The ghost of Lindsey Graham came riding on a seven headed drone
Flew right down to the golden golf cart whispered, "Donald, listen close
You can threaten civilizations, kill civilians, and just laugh
You can exterminate races, put folks into cages, but you just can't fuck with gas

Mitch McConnell sat there speechless, but that's kind of his new thing
Who would have ever thought Iran would go and change out our regime
Oh, the eyeliner was running as JD watched the blue storm
He was swearing in the first jihadist to ever want healthcare reform
While that Temu Patton Hegseth crawled to Tennessee and begged
But the greatest military defeat in US history had a hold of both his legs

All the tech lords dawn their banjos, their suspenders and craft beers
As they dusted off their pronouns, seeing that the end was near
And they wondered how they'd manage to destroy the planet first
They said, "What about China?" China's "What about us?" Always seemed a whole lot worse
And the people said they did it, it's a good start, sure enough
I've had the dream before and my head's still sore, but y'all should probably lawyer up