Signal Leak

Hello Mom
Hello Dad
Things are great here at camp
I clap a lot
I feel important
But I sent the Atlantic
Our government war plans
My real estate agent was in on the chat
He was way out in Russia
So they probably got that
The mission didn't do shit
We achieved no objective
But the emojis were sick
So I'm feeling effective

My little kerfluffle probably kicked up some dust
Raised a fuss
So I'm mentally preparing
Oh yes I'm aware
I'm probably getting thrown under the big government bus

We killed 50 people and a couple of kids
But that's part for the course out here in the biz
The missiles cost millions but signal's free
Camp is good Mom and dad
Thanks for sending me