Jesse Welles Lyrics
Have you ever sold your position to lock in a profit
on an event contract in a forecast market?
Are you a bonafide liquidity provider
to a high security clearance thrift shop for insiders?
Ain't you always wished, ain't you always dreamed
that the whole damn world was just a slot machine?
I'm up on Kalshi, raising hell
I'm up a Polymarket, as well
Yea, I'm gonna win mine
One bet at a time
I put a "Yes" on the death of the Ayatollah it was safer
than a share of a Coca Cola
and a share ain't betting cause the house can't win
but no matter who loses they keep raking it in
take your confidential knowledge
let it work for you twice
bet on the mission, the men, the second coming of Christ
I'm up on Kalshi, raising hell
I'm up a Polymarket, as well
Yea, I'm gonna lose mine
One bet at a time
Take hear you traders you don't go unseen
Contributing to the making of a "truth machine"
hedge funds ain't buying shares to sway the public opinion
tragedy's a good thing if you can make a commission
Is it a revolution of marketing and polling in one
or just a bookie advised by the president's son?
I'm up on Kalshi, raising hell
I'm up a Polymarket, as well
Yea, I'm gonna lose mine
One bet at a time
