Jesse Welles Lyrics
Little men have little handshakes
Little pulls and little grips
Little squeezes to remind you
Of their giant little tricks
Little men will blame their mothers
Little men blame girls and wives
Little men need little reasons
For their tiny little lives
Little men, and they're getting smaller
Little men gonna need a collar
The dog bites
Little men have little habits
Little men dig little holes
Little men demand that you understand
That it's all under control
Little men play little games
Little men will pass the buck
Little men will do so little
And wonder why they got no luck
Little men, and they're getting smaller
Little men gonna need a collar
The dog bites
Little men on a great big planet
Little men can't reach to grab it
The dog bites
Little men make little rules
For the rest of us to follow
Little men need little lies
'Cause the truth’s too hard to swallow
Little men take strange injections
Turn them purple, pink, and blue
Little men rage on and wonder
What the hell is wrong with you
Little men, and they're getting smaller
Little men gonna need a collar
The dog bites
Little men on a big old planet
Little men can't reach to grab it
The dog bites
Little men have explanations
Complex reasons why
Excuses for abuses
And why the violence never dies
Little men, and they're getting smaller
Little men gonna need a collar
The dog bites
Little men on a great big planet
Little men can't reach to grab it
The dog bites
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