Genocide Cake

And if you straddle the fence
With the both of your legs
Thinkin' killin's the right thing to do
Hedgin' yer bets
Havin' genocide cake
And tryin' to eat it too (it won't do)
But if you're totin' a photo of Ali
Khamenei sayin' the Jews gotta leave
No Buddha, Mohammed,
No Krishna, Jesus needs a "river to the sea"
But if yer left's on a rifle
With the other on a Bible
In a prepper hole down in the states
Ain't no Red Hefer gonna save ya now
So get back to the trailer and wait

But if you straddle the fence
With the both of your legs
Cause you don't wanna raise alarm
Well it's too late to care
'Cause there's drones in the air
And they're aiming to do ya some harm
And if you straddle the fence
With the both of your legs
Bury your head in the sand
Well there's plenty of folks
At the IDF and they specialize in that

Something is wrong
And you don't know what
But you know that it must be bad
When the only choices to choose
Between's a corpse and a Big Mac

And if you straddle the fence
With the both of your legs
Thinkin' killin's the right thing to do
Hedgin' yer bets
Havin' genocide cake
And tryin' to eat it too (it won't do)
Something is wrong
And you don't know what
But you know that it must be bad
When the only choices to choose
Between's a corpse and a Big Mac