Shirley Not

up from the depths of mormon shelter
came a child of the corn
Latter Day dismantler
a simple saint to stir a storm

every day there go down
countless cons and double dealing scams
if the swindling men had lighter skin
no one would give a damn

there are idiots and innocents
more the former than the latter
we would like to thank you all
for your attention to this matter

what the hell went down
in Minneapolis
i get the low down sorry feeling
that no one will pay for this

when the infantile co-opted
cosplay journalist was done
amplified by Papa Groc and
Peter Thiel's misshapen son

operation metro surge
was already angry badged and armed
given everything but training
not to shoot women in cars

there's distraction and destruction
they use the latter for the former
violence and prejudice
will masquerade as law and order

the convenience of disruption
amid a scandal so obscene
must be the work of the benevolent
Shirley, you know what that means

do do do do do do
do do do do do