Lyrics
It's Independence Day
Light a cherry bomb
And celebrate your independence
Renting in a subdivision
Blowing up your neighbor's lawn
It's Independence Day
Have an ice-cold beer
Or drink a cold White Claw
But keep it hid from your pa
Cause today ain't the day for coming out queer
Eat your hotdog and shut up
Close your eyes and thank God for beef
Hell, even free-range cows
Get fenced in somehow
To keep 'em all nice and neat
It's Independence Day
What kinda chips do you choose?
We got variety: cheddar cheese, sour cream
But when you vote ya gotta pick from two
Pay your taxes and shut up
No telling what kinda bomb they'll buy
And send it in the mail
To some war-torn hell
But at least you know you know you're on the right side, hell yeah
It's Independence Day
Go down a Slip 'N Slide
And on a scale of free
From one, two, or three
Do ya think you'll make it out alive?
It's Independence Day
And I'm glad for it
I'm thankful I can say
What I want to say
And not be killed by the government
