Lyrics
halloween is coming
the pumpkins ands the gourds abound
all the spooky ghouls are humming
and the boogey man is getting down
I like the skeletons and wizards
the witches and the ghosts
but of all of halloween's tricks
I love the candy the most
baby ruth and mr goodbar
won't you fly me to the milky way
I wanna feel that almond joy
peanut butter cup my blues away
may all yer malt balls be whoppers
and your nerds taste tart
I like my smarties kinda dum
and all my dum dums kinda smart
well it's licorice for my sister
and a peppermint patty for me
that dang ole dentist gonna cry
when he sees my Halloweenie teeth
I come with a jack-o-latern bucket
and a knock upon the door
some folks say trick or treat
I just say more more more!
don't fun size me in the corner
I'm a king I need it in my size
and I don't want no candy apple
get that diabetus in disguise
may your bounty be abundant
and your collection be dandy
it's payday for the goblins
tax the grownups with the candy
let's go
hob knob down to Goblin Town
Boo