Jesse Welles Lyrics
On the 33rd day of the new perma-war
the April Fools came out
said "wait, there's more"
unlike anything you've ever seen before
an unstoppable military force
just be sure to check the lint traps
on the USS Ford
while the parents of the dead beg
finish the job hurry
just who's anger is it
an Operation Epic Fury
they say that it's better to die in Iran
for your country and your pride
than to live in a nation
that would ask you to be kind
better to die in Iran
to go out in style
than to prosecute a rapist
or convict a pedophile
better to die in Iran
to go down in the fight
than to accept that the future
might not be all white
better to die in Iran
than to cure the nation's hunger
take their supreme leader
make him 30 years younger
they're a threat
but not a threat
we've already won
we're still winning
father fly around the moon
than to ever stop the killing
better to die
