Venezuela

Lyrics

Twenty-five hundred miles away
From the American border,
There's a boat humming along
With a 100 miles worth of gas.
It's got some fisherman out there in it.

Little do they know, but here in a minute
They'll be sunk down to the bottom
And dead from an American blast.

Now our infallible intelligence knows
A whole lot about them.
See, these are narco-terrorists
With drugs strapped to their back.

Now, it's the same intelligence
That had the perfect wisdom
And the real good sense to know
There's weapons of mass destruction hidden in Iraq.

Well, if your leader is a fugitive of American justice,
And if your people need a liberation from their own soil,
If you're a threat to our national security,
Well, we're probably just in need of your oil.

How much fentanyl does Venezuela make?
Well, Johnny, that's about 0%.
See, China ships the precursors into Mexico.
They mix them in a lab, then they press them into pills
And ship them up to Uncle Sam.

Oh, well then, how much cocaine does Venezuela produce?
Well, Johnny, that's a goose egg, too.
But don't you worry your little head,
Cuz they're all just going to be like, dead.

Some call it murder. Some call it justice.
You can call it whatever you like,
But dry your liberal tears cuz you know around here
We call a presidentially authorized lethal kinetic strike.

Well, if it looks like al-Qaeda and smells like ISIS,
You're headed down the road for a refugee crisis.
Well, they can dangle the Nobel carrot out in front of the mule,
But I guess it wasn't orange enough to really pull the cart.

Pete and Marco, come out of the closet
And say you're coming on in for that oil deposit.
The only war you'll ever end is the one you start.

Annotations and Notes on Lyrics

Venezuela is a pointed political song that questions the narratives that justify war and violence. It starts with an ordinary fishing boat far out at sea, only to turn immediately into a warning about how it might be destroyed by an American strike. That contrast sets up the central irony: fear and violence are used to justify actions that may be disproportionate or misinformed.

Intelligence claims, about drugs, terrorism, or national security threats, are often taken as fact even when they later prove wrong or exaggerated. The mention of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq calls up the 2003 Iraq War, where flawed intelligence led to a destructive war, suggesting a parallel with other U.S. military actions. The war was started on the pretense of WMD, but none were ever found.

Claims defending the bombing of these boats refer to Venezuela producing fentanyl or cocaine. But in reality, Venezuela is not a major producer of fentanyl, and its role in the cocaine trade is complex and overstated in political rhetoric. By juxtaposing “0%” production with lethal force, the song critiques the gap between stated reasons for intervention and actual data.

When the song was published, the United States, under President Donald Trump, had begun a lethal campaign of strikes on suspected drug-trafficking vessels in the Caribbean Sea and Eastern Pacific, which the administration said were intended to stop drugs from entering the U.S. These strikes, carried out by military aircraft and naval forces, resulted in multiple boats being sunk and dozens of deaths. U.S. officials provided little evidence linking any vessel to drugs.

The song references the notion that war can be justified as liberation, safety, or national interest — and then points out how the same justifications can easily mask economic motives, such as access to oil. Venezuela has some of the largest proven oil reserves in the world, and control over those resources has long been a factor in U.S.–Venezuela relations.

Venezuela, as in the tradition of protest songs, uses specific moments of foreign policy and tension to ask broader questions about imperialism, intelligence failures, and how easily individual lives are, in effect, “expendable” in pursuit of geopolitical goals.

The references to Johnny function as a stand-in for an average American — a familiar, everyman name used to show how ordinary people are encouraged to accept or ignore distant violence done in their name.

The Nobel carrot line is layered satire. It refers to Donald Trump’s long-expressed desire for a Nobel Peace Prize — the “carrot” offered as a moral incentive to guide behavior. Traditionally, a carrot motivates cooperation in pulling a cart, while a stick threatens punishment. The song mocks this framework. Trump, often caricatured as orange-skinned himself, is portrayed as unmoved by humanist peace incentives and more motivated by power, dominance, and oil interests, which should disqualify him for any peace prize.

Pete refers to Pete Hegseth, head of the Department of War (formerly the Department of Defense), and Marco refers to Marco Rubio, Secretary of State. Their inclusion points to the institutional and administrative machinery behind foreign policy decisions, emphasizing that these actions are not impulsive but enabled and executed by named officials within the administration.

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One thought on “Venezuela

  1. Really smart. It’s great to listen american songs criticizing their own government when they are doing the usual terrorist acts against Latin Americans countries.

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