Tylenol
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Lyrics
Back in April, RFK went on the TV.
He said “a lot of stuff could use my fixing”
If you’ll remember, he said by September,
He would get down to the bottom of autism.
Well, the days tick by and the time arrived
and he didn’t have much to show.
He’s getting pretty stressed,
until he looked into his desk,
and found a bottle of Tylenol.
Tylen-all our problems start with Tylenol
I’m so glad we found the one and only cause of it all.
Who needs evidence when your pal’s the president
and you’re standing with the great wizard of Oz Maha ha ha
Tylen-all our problems stem from acetaminophen
Though give me credit where it counts
at least I manage to pronounce.
Well, the problems in the cabinet,
problems in the purse,
Sure a fever kills a baby, but the Tylenol is worse.
It ain’t the pesticides, the processed foods or pollution seeping in.
And it wouldn’t simply couldn’t never ever be the men.
What’s this strange preoccupation neurodivergent-folk fixation?
What exactly are they striking out to fix?
If the people aren’t convinced
with your hateful rhetoric,
perhaps the malady
resides with all you dicks.
Tylen-all our problems start with Tylenol
I’m so glad we found the one and only cause of it all.
Who needs evidence when your pal’s the president
and you’re standing with the great wizard of Oz Maha ha ha
He said “a lot of stuff could use my fixing”
If you’ll remember, he said by September,
He would get down to the bottom of autism.
Well, the days tick by and the time arrived
and he didn’t have much to show.
He’s getting pretty stressed,
until he looked into his desk,
and found a bottle of Tylenol.
Tylen-all our problems start with Tylenol
I’m so glad we found the one and only cause of it all.
Who needs evidence when your pal’s the president
and you’re standing with the great wizard of Oz Maha ha ha
Tylen-all our problems stem from acetaminophen
Though give me credit where it counts
at least I manage to pronounce.
Well, the problems in the cabinet,
problems in the purse,
Sure a fever kills a baby, but the Tylenol is worse.
It ain’t the pesticides, the processed foods or pollution seeping in.
And it wouldn’t simply couldn’t never ever be the men.
What’s this strange preoccupation neurodivergent-folk fixation?
What exactly are they striking out to fix?
If the people aren’t convinced
with your hateful rhetoric,
perhaps the malady
resides with all you dicks.
Tylen-all our problems start with Tylenol
I’m so glad we found the one and only cause of it all.
Who needs evidence when your pal’s the president
and you’re standing with the great wizard of Oz Maha ha ha
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