The Electoral College
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Lyrics
Well if you wanna go and vote
Let me tell you what to do
You gotta pick yourself a side
And there’s really only two.
Don’t ask questions
There’s a college that you ain’t in debt to
There’s a college you could not apply
It’s the electoral one
And it ain’t quite as fun as bullshit degrees and Saturday nights
Each state takes up all of it’s votes
and tosses out the minority
and they take a few tokens and say,
“nah, this ain’t broken”
and then they hand them on over to the powers that be
To the winner, “rah rah, go team, don’t choke”
Don’t say that it works
But don’t say that it’s broke
We like to throw around Nazi
We like to throw around woke
Be Happy, Think less
Make your selection, enjoy the bread, and the circus
and the US Election
There’s a left wing and a right wing on a big flightless bird
They like to keep us fighting over things so absurd
and Puerto Rico ain’t trash, we all know that’s a joke
Yeah, we’d run to their honor
But we won’t let them vote
Let me tell you what to do
You gotta pick yourself a side
And there’s really only two.
Don’t ask questions
There’s a college that you ain’t in debt to
There’s a college you could not apply
It’s the electoral one
And it ain’t quite as fun as bullshit degrees and Saturday nights
Each state takes up all of it’s votes
and tosses out the minority
and they take a few tokens and say,
“nah, this ain’t broken”
and then they hand them on over to the powers that be
To the winner, “rah rah, go team, don’t choke”
Don’t say that it works
But don’t say that it’s broke
We like to throw around Nazi
We like to throw around woke
Be Happy, Think less
Make your selection, enjoy the bread, and the circus
and the US Election
There’s a left wing and a right wing on a big flightless bird
They like to keep us fighting over things so absurd
and Puerto Rico ain’t trash, we all know that’s a joke
Yeah, we’d run to their honor
But we won’t let them vote
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