Happy Easter (2025)
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Lyrics
Happy Easter
China’s risen
To the special occasion
Of an arrogant nation
Demanding respect with
no cards to play with.
Happy Easter.
America first
But our boss in the desert
Needs a little more effort.
Keep the check blank as hell and don’t question the experts.
Happy Easter.
Here’s the plan.
A generation too old to fight
Would take a great delight
In the total annihilation of Iran.
Happy Easter.
DOGE failed.
Unless the plan was to tank
It and get more dough in the bank
for the man with the ugly trucks, then send them a thanks.
Happy Easter.
But not from ICE
There’s a sale for you, too,
With the El Salvador crew.
Call up your barber.
Check in on the dude.
Happy Easter.
There ain’t no God.
Well, no God like the one
That thinks we all need a gun
All gays go to hell and the war is never done.
Happy Easter.
The Princess Harem.
Is a little ill at ease
Cause there’s a legion to breed.
Turns out trouble in paradise ain’t worth the fee.
Happy Easter
To Canada, too.
It ain’t never too late to be the 51st state.
A neighbor ain’t a neighbor if we can’t make them great like us.
Hop on the bus
To Happy Easter.
China’s risen
To the special occasion
Of an arrogant nation
Demanding respect with
no cards to play with.
Happy Easter.
America first
But our boss in the desert
Needs a little more effort.
Keep the check blank as hell and don’t question the experts.
Happy Easter.
Here’s the plan.
A generation too old to fight
Would take a great delight
In the total annihilation of Iran.
Happy Easter.
DOGE failed.
Unless the plan was to tank
It and get more dough in the bank
for the man with the ugly trucks, then send them a thanks.
Happy Easter.
But not from ICE
There’s a sale for you, too,
With the El Salvador crew.
Call up your barber.
Check in on the dude.
Happy Easter.
There ain’t no God.
Well, no God like the one
That thinks we all need a gun
All gays go to hell and the war is never done.
Happy Easter.
The Princess Harem.
Is a little ill at ease
Cause there’s a legion to breed.
Turns out trouble in paradise ain’t worth the fee.
Happy Easter
To Canada, too.
It ain’t never too late to be the 51st state.
A neighbor ain’t a neighbor if we can’t make them great like us.
Hop on the bus
To Happy Easter.
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